welcomes you
7 June - start of major revisions to site to more readily incorporate blog and gallery.
20 March - Blog now established on site, to enable easy publication of my increasingly random thoughts
14 March - Spring not far away now - the first decent bit of weather we have had for months, and the start of the F1 season!
7 March - Splendid meal celebrating Mum's 80th at Howfield Manor. Also some photos added to the gallery
7 February - Back on line after an enforced break following latest (and last) planned improvements at Wiseworld Towers.
Tons of work and catch up to keep me out of mischief, so bear with me!
When I was 14, I knew I was well on the way to manhood when firstly I could sharpen a pencil with a penknife (rather than a pencil sharpener), and secondly I was told I had snored the previous night!
Since that day, snoring and I have made good bed fellows, until my wife decided to threaten an hitherto close relationship.
Ms Snoring and I had enjoyed regular all night sessions, especially after a beer or two.
Dearest Mrs Wiseworld had long held suspicions about our relationship, but last night, armed with new surveillance equipment, she finally caught us in the act.
Click on the player if you want to listen to the damning evidence.
Things could have been far worse.
She could have caught me with Miss Windworthy, with whom I enjoy a good curry and a noisy night.