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Mum's Big Birthday

Mum turns 80Mum will be celebrating a VERY BIG BIRTHDAY this coming Wednesday (10th March).

The only time we could get the family all together (nearly), was Sunday, so we met up at Howfield Manor near Canterbury for lunch.

Really excellent meal and really friendly service made the day one to remember.

I understand she will be sharing her birthday with one Claude Bolling, a French jazz pianist, composer, and arranger (but we didn't invite him to Howfield).

Affairs of the Night

When I was 14, I knew I was well on the way to manhood when firstly I could sharpen a pencil with a penknife (rather than a pencil sharpener), and secondly I was told I had snored the previous night!

Since that day, snoring and I have made good bed fellows, until my wife decided to threaten an hitherto close relationship.
Ms Snoring and I had enjoyed regular all night sessions, especially after a beer or two.

Dearest Mrs Wiseworld had long held suspicions about our relationship, but last night, armed with new surveillance equipment, she finally caught us in the act.
Click on the player if you want to listen to the damning evidence.

Things could have been far worse.
She could have caught me with Miss Windworthy, with whom I enjoy a good curry and a noisy night.

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